Fluttershyisbest1932

AHHH I GOT TAGGED! BY LITTLE MISS HarmonyParty
sooooooooo…
here we go.

1)You must post the rules (Me: already did that…fuckass...)
2)Share 10 facts about you (Me: I'm a very secretive person)
3)Answer 10 questions asked by the one who tagged you and make 10 questions for the people you tagged.(Me:that's too much for me.)
4)Tag 10 people in the journal.
5)No "You're tagged if you Read this" things. (Me: damn)
6)Tag 10 legit people. (Me:LEGIT?!)
7)No tag backs. (Me: ASS*long pause*HOLES)
8)You can't say you don't tag.(Me:lol)
9)Make a journal. Don't comment in it.(oh come on!)

                Facts About Me (SECRETIVE!!!)
1. I AM A TOMBOY!!!! LOL!
2. I like Homestuck, Creepypasta, and MLP
3. I hate anyones who judges people for their OTP's, what they don't ship, what they aren't involved in (etc).
4. (gog….this is hard) I….am…siinngglleeee??
5. KARKAT IS BEST TROLL!!
6. FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY!!
7. JEFF IS BEST KILLER!!
8. My art sucks…it's just destine..to…suck..
9. I love all of my followers and friends
10. SERIOUSLY!!! LOVE!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

                Questions I have to answer (BLAAARRRGGGGG)

1.Why did you join dA?
Ummm….Why the fuck not? I meet some great people on here! Including you! >//////<

2.If you and your OC (if you have an OC) swapped lives for a day, what would you do?
OH MY GOG! I WOULD NEVER WANT TO SWITCH BACK!!

3.Who is your favorite creepypasta/favorite creepypasta story?
Jeff the Killer! I TOTALLY DON'T SHIP MYSELF WITH HIM IN ANY WAY!!! *insert nervous shitty laughter*

4.What do you fear?
Needles…GOG I CAN'T STAND THEM!!

5.What do you find REALLY annoying?
YOUR MOM!!! jk…Haters….but they gonna hate..

6.Do you think your fabulous? Because I think you are da most fab person in da world~
AWW YOUR JUST SAYING THAT!!!literally….But HELLZ YEAH!! I'M SO FUCKIN FLYYY!!!

7.Use ONE word to describe yourself.
Karkalitious

8.Is there someone you know who you are jealous of? (It CAN be a fictional character!)
I AM FUCKING JELLY OF…FUCKIN…..LAUGHING JACK!!! ALL DAT DAMN CANDY!!!! I WANT DAT CANDY!! I ALSO WANT HIS SHOULDER FEATHERS!! Wait..nooooo..they're obviously cats..

9.Someone said something mean to you! What's your best comeback or your first reaction/thing you do?
…OH HELLZZZZZZ NAW! GUESS WHAT!! I really don't care..but say anything bad to my friends and you can be greeted with a fell "Good Morning" with a bullet to your head!~
10.Did you know you're amazing?
AHHH~ Pffffffssshhhhh~ Yeah..I am…~



            My Questions *INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER!!!*
1. Who is your favorite character in any fandom? (List as many as you like)
2. How's your day going so far since you started this?
3. What is one of the questions you're going to ask? If you have one, answer it here!
4. Okay…your OTP is on one side and another OTP is on the other, who would you save?
5. What is your OTP anyways? (Favorite shipping…just in case you didn't know what OTP is)
6. Do you like answering these questions?
7. How do you feel about your art?
8. Do you have a "Special Someone"?…in fanfics? Sooo…Who do you ship yourself with?
9. CONGRATS!! YOU MADE IT THIS FAR!! Are youtired of this yet?(cause I am)
10. What if your OTP went cannon?

I TAG!!!~
greenstar2001
jeffthesobergamzee.deviantart.…
lucifer-in-a-dress.deviantart.…
o-okillershuppet19.deviantart.…
stabbyandmimzay.deviantart.com…
awesomeheartangel.deviantart.c…
and one od my best pals EVER~~~~~~
optimistprime13.deviantart.com…

IF I LEFT YOU OUT…TRUST ME IT'S A GOOD THING~ I STILL LOVE YOU <3

Chapter 5: BEN’s Highly Explained Story

“Hey Tails Doll!” Sally welcomed her fox friend. He flew over and sat on the edge of the table.

“What’s in the box?” He questioned, trying to get a peak for himself. She closed it on his fingers and held the box once more.

“I’m not sure, but it has Uncle LJ’s name on it. So I’m guessing it’s his.” Tails Doll flew over Sally’s head and sat on the ceiling fan, spinning it slightly.

“What if it’s a big stack of jewels?” Sally held the box up to him.

“Or a big stack of candy.” Tails kept spinning around, his jewel lightly bobbing up and down. Sally examined the box closer, wanting to open it. But, she was a good little girl. Asking was the best option.

“Let’s go ask him!” She started to run out of the room, but stopped when Tails Doll coughed and flew in front of her.

“Umm, Hellooo? They’re not allowed to find out I’m here, remember?” Sally sighed and nodded. She remembered. Tails was an outcast, so no one accepted him. Sally found him outside her window and welcomed him inside. He would hide in her pile of stuffed animals whenever someone came to her room. He’s been living with her ever since.

She said her goodbyes and made her way down the hall. When she reached the living room, it was a catastrophe. Everything was shattered and thrown across the room. Not knowing what else to do, Sally went into the hallway where all the rooms where. She listened for what seemed like forever, till a faint groan was heard in BEN and Jeff’s room. She dashed across, only to find BEN being crushed under one of the dressers.

“Sally!” BEN called out to her, his eyes full of worry. She dropped the box and helped lift the dresser off the glitch’s body. She looked at him, wanting to know what happened. He just stared back at her. She broke the silence.

“Uncle BEN, what happened?”

“LJ went balistic, that’s what happened. Slender went out to find him and I just got attacked by Toby. I know Masky is by the raspberry bushes a few miles away. Run to him, I’ll catch up.”

“But-”

“GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!”

Sally jumped up, grabbed the box, and dashed to the front door. As she ran outside, tears streaming down her face, she looked around her home. Almost all the trees were on fire, and the rest were missing. Stopping to catch her breath, Sally heard her name being yelled out. She turned slightly to the right to find Masky and Hoodie waving their hands frantically. Sally darted towards them, more tears falling to the ground. They rejoiced with a group hug.

“Shhhh...It’s okay Sally. Everything’s going to be fine.” Masky calmed her down. Hoodie looked at the box Sally was holding. He asked Sally if he could take it and she gladly, yet still crying, gave it to him. He placed it behind the bushes and opened up the bottom. This is where they would hide.

“Uhhhh...Masky...” Hoodie pointed to a small figure standing in front of a huge fire, walking towards them. His smile stretched from stitch to stitch. His gem glowed and eerie red, illuminating his unperfected face. Using his tails to fly above them, he stretched out is almost broken arm. Ina eerie and monotone voice, he cried,

“PLay wiTH me, SAllY.”

She felt a tug in her chest, almost a hypnotic feeling, drawing her towards the new Tails Doll. Masky tried to stop her, calling out her name and grabbing her hand. Somehow she was stronger, and reached for the doll. He spun behind her and quickly bit her neck, the blood streaming down her gown and onto the burnt soil below. Hoodie and Masky could only watch in complete horror. Sally was at first shocked and in extreme pain, but soon was enveloped by a strong power. It’s hard to explain. It’s more than evil, more than psychopathic.

But damn did it feel good.

Just like that they both were gone, only the blood from her neck was left on the ground. Masky ran up and slouched back down, not able to do anything but cry. Hoodie looked up from Masky to find BEN run towards them with Eyeless not far behind. He held a couple of first-aid kits.

“And then we just settled down in our new home.” BEN finished.

“Wow dude.” Jeff said, worry in his voice. His face soon turned to a confused expression.

“Dude.”

“Yeah man?”

“That didn’t tell me shit.”

Chapter 2 ===> Pester

You quickly dash upstairs into your bedroom. Woops! You ended up in the guest room. Lousy rooms all look the same. Good thing you keep your spare computer in here. It’s a little slow, but it gets the job done. You boot it up and go on Devientart. You start a new conversation on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile. It takes a while, and you have to reboot the page sometines, but she finally answer’s back. This conversation went on for a good 10 minutes while two complete strangers made a meal in your kitchen.

(Insert UsernameI):
DUDE! I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT! HELP MEEEEE D:

Fluttershyisbest1932 replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
Okay, calm down. What the fuck is going on.

(Insert Username) replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
THERE ARE FUCKING TROLLS IN MY HOUSE! I have NO IDEA what they’re doing, but it’s in my kitchen. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO-O-OOO? D,X<

Fluttershyisbest1932 replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
Woah, shit, really? There are actual trolls in your gog damn house?! Shit..I wish I was there. You better not be fucking with my think pan here.

(Insert Username) replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
No I’m serious! You gotta help me! You know more about this than I do!

Fluttershyisbest1932 replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
SHIT! WHICH ONES?! If you tell me, then I will help you.

(Insert Username) replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’’s profile:
It’s Gamzee and Karkat. NOW HELP ME BITCH!

Fluttershyisbest1932 replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
HOLY SHIT! KISS KARKAT! No wait..don’t kiss Karkat. He’s fuckin’ mine. So is Gamzee. Umm...okay. Go outside and see if there is something that they came in or something off in the distance. Run to it. If it’s a building or ‘Hive’ then go inside and get some fucking information. If it’s an object, then pick it up and get some fucking information. Got it?

(Insert Username) replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
Ummm...I guess I got it. Wish me luck..

Fluttershyisbest1932 replied on Fluttershyisbest1932’s profile:
GOOD LUCK! >/////< Oh! And remember, THEY’RE MINE BITCH BECAUSE I’M JUST GREEDY THAT WAY! >

Damn is that bitch crazy. I mean, who doesn’t like Karkat but...god her favorites is just stock full of Karkat x Reader’s and Gamzee x Readers. That bitch...be cray...You slither your way back down the stairs, not wanting the troll intruders to see you. They are still fussing around in there, doing who knows what. Your front door is too far away and is locked. They would be able to hear it open. Well, time to just-

“YOLO!” You scream as you run into the kitchen and crash through the pure glass door that leads to the backyard. Gamzee and Karkat are at first surprised, but quickly chase after you. Towering above you is a giant building that was described as a ‘Hive’ in the webcomic. It closely resembles Karkat’s, but has a little bit of everyone else’s attached to it. You dash to the door and quickly open it, only to be stopped by yet another troll.

“Whoa there, waiit...who the fuck are you? Hey, are you that giirl that liives iin the hou2e iin front of u2?”

You lay on the ground, hands above you in protection as Gamzee and Karkat run behind you, tripping over each other.

“GREAT! SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITH ME, YOU’LL JUST FUCK IT UP!”

“WeLl, I’m MoThErFuCkIn’ SoRrY.”

“Ahhem..”

You are startled and look back at the troll with 3D glasses.

“You 2tiill haven’t an2wered my que2tiion, (Name).”

Chapter 1: A New House

YAY! Your mother just let you take her car as you drove to the park. The air smelled fresh and you couldn’t wait to see your finished living space that your friends furnished and decorated for you as a birthday gift a few weeks ago. Once you go to the park, Your dear friends (Insert Friend , Friend 2, and Friend 3). You grabbed your bag and caught up to them and chatted. They looked exited as (Friend 2) walked up to you and put on a blindfold.

You were blind the rest of the way there.

Once (Friend 3) took your hand and lead you out the car, (Friend 1) shouted “Okay! Take the blindfold off! Once you did, you were breath taken. It was a really big house, with windows and a beautiful dark brown color. As you walked to the door, your friends decided to leave and let you settle down. You set down your bag and looked around. The walls were also inscribed with dark brown wood, as if it were a cabin. Your favorite pieces of art, as well as some drawings from your friends, hung ever so perfectly on the walls. Your T.V wasn’t the best, but it still had cable. And besides, you’ve got your computer and the interwebs. And you’re going on your laptop at this very moment.

You log into Devientart. WOW! You’ve got a lot of messages. Mostly just artwork entries from clubs you joined and polls you don’t care about. It seems one of your buddies is pestering you. Hey! It’s your dear friend Fluttershyisbest1932! Man you loved her, she was so funny. You open up your messages and read the newly sent one.

Fluttershyisbest1932:

Hay (Insert User Name)! I just found this cool webcomic I thought you would be interested in! I sure am! It’s called Homestuck! It’s very boring in the end, but it gets better. Trust me. Here’s the link! Comment back when you are finished!

www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6

You ponder on whether or not to click on the link. Knowing Fluttershyisbest1932, It’s most likely very interesting. You click on the link and continue...

===> Timeskip to tomorrow <===

“OH MY GOG! WHYYYYYY GAMZEE!?!?!?” You scream at the computer screen, slamming a Faygo down your throat. The only time you left the screen was when you had a call or had to get more Faygo GOG WAS IT GOOD! You just read where Gamzee murdered almost everyone and Kanaya used her badass chainsaw lipstick to cut Eridan in half.

You figure you should go to bed, considering you stayed up for longer than 24 hours. Walking up the stairs you, of course, bring your laptop. Setting it on the bed, you walk to your closet down the hall and open it to find your cloths neatly stacked and organized. Once you finally found your pajama’s, you looked in the built-in mirror. Your pajama’s were a pair of dark blue short-shorts and a baggy yellow shirt with a space man on it.

You slug back to your new bedroom. It’s a lavender purple tint with all your old childhood memories stacked on shelves. Your friends and family all having a good time back then, and still are today. You crawl into your bed and stare at the ceiling for awhile, talking to yourself about all the things that has happened in Homestuck so far till you pass out.

“ ThIs PlAcE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN’ nIcE.”

“JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

You toss and turn in your sleep.

CRASH!!
“NICE GOING FUCKASS!”

You awake with a jolt, only hearing the loud crash from the kitchen. Looking near the staircase, you sneak your way to the first step and listen. You hear your fridge being opened.

“ WhErE’s AlL tHe MoThErFuCkIn’ FaYgO?”

“I DON’T THINK SHE HAS FAYGO. WHY WOULD SHE DRING THAT RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE FIRST GOG DAMN PLACE?”

You keep descending the stairs, not to make a sound. You don’t know what to do at this point. There are robbers in your house and you don’t have a weapon to defend yourself with. These people obviously like Homestuck too, for one is looking for Faygo. I mean, who WOULDN’T rob a house of Faygo? That’s like the best idea on the planet. You go to the side of the doorway and peek over the corner.

What you see leaves you breathless and amazed. It seems as if two figures were making something to eat. The shorter one had a pan and started to smear it with butter, as the tallest one looked around for something. The short one had a large, black sweater and nubby horns. The tallest one had longer, snake-like horns and a regular black tee with poka-dot pants. You smiled when you realized who they were.

“GAMZEE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”

“ LoOkInG fOr ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN’ tOaStEr.”

“WELL, IT’S NOT GOING TO BE IN THE FREEZER, FUCKASS. IT’S RIGHT OVER THERE.”

“ ThAnKs MoThErFuCkIn’ BeSt FrIeNd.”

You turn back around to prevent from fangirling everywhere, not believing what your eyes have programed into your think pan.

Gamzee Makara and Karkat Vantas were in your kitchen.

What will you do?

Abscond ===>
Greet Them ===>
Run Back To Your Room And Pester Fluttershyisbest1932 About The Matter ===>

This is why I should be a troll…gog damn it..
Anyways,
My mother and I went to Target to get some stuffs or whatever. It really wasn't that interesting.
Till she let me roam around the store by myself.
I walked over to the food corner in the back and looked at the soda's aligned on a little spiny thingy. I read all the coke and diet coke labels, aware that people are around me. I read them out loud anyways.

"Share a Coke with Bridget."

"Share a Coke with Friends."

"Share a Diet Coke with Buddies.

"Share a Coke with Legends."

"Share a Diet Coke with Jeff-THE KILLER!" I wildly point at that one diet coke bottle, legs stretched far apart. And I just walked away. After that incident, I went over to the bags and scarfs and shit. I found one scarf that almost resembled Eridan's. I started to groan and hold it up in the air, crying,

"IT'S NOT THE RIGHT COLORS!!!" and set in back. I walked over to the cards and found one with Pinkie Pie on it. I opened the card and Pinkie started to sing. I sang with her.

"Cause I LOVE TO MAKE YOU SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! YES I DO!!!" and I set the card back and walked away. I searched in all the crafts isles and didn't find ONE package of clay. NOT ONE! My mom got her things and we walked out. Before we left there was a guy who worked at the Starbucks inside holding a trey of half cake pops. Me and my mom took one. I ate mine and said the most awful thing I could. Just to see her reaction.

"Hey mom?"

"Yes dear?"

"After eating this, I feel like Heaven just took a shit in my mouth."

We walked to the car and drove home in silence.

And just now I am TOTALLY NOT READING A KARKAT X READER and eating ice cream, crying. I read on and on. Then the worst thing happened. I am now reading one where I am on my period, which I actually am. Totally not Karkat looks at me and is all,

"Soooooo…you need anything?"

My character laughs, "Well, I could go for some ice cream!"

I looked down at my ice cream and back up. I literally say out loud,

"Mother Fuck."

AND THIS IS WHY I AM A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING!